Sunday, October 31, 2010
A Series of (Un)Fortunate Events
First of all, happy Halloween!
Second of all, I dressed up as a nerd for a tri-ward Halloween activity last night.
Third of all, I guess it wasn't much of a costume.
Fourth of all, I got hit on my two homeless men downtown today on my way to church. I could see them up ahead, so I locked my doors knowing that I'd be stopped at the red light right next to them. But I still had my window cracked. So, when I got to the light, one of the men said, "Hiiiii! Ooh, she's pretty."
I rolled up my window.
Same guy: "Ugh. She rolled up her window."
Me in my mind: "No duh."
and...
"Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, no matter how much you want to get a visual for a future police sketch."
Him: "Sorry, but you are beautiful."
Me in my mind: "There is sunshine in my soul today.... This light needs to freakin' turn green!"
Fifth of all, happy Halloween! Again!
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1 comment:
Love the costume - -and the homeless guys were right on (you are beautiful!) -- but locking the door was the right answer! xoxo
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