Correspondence

Dear Right Eye,

Why have you twitched all day? I think it may be because I have worked 45-50 hour weeks for the last three months without pay. And I believe that the eye nerve gods are releasing nerve signals of joy and freedom now that I have a month break. Am I right?

Yours,
Ashley

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Dear Ashley,

Dang. You're gooood.

Excitedly,
Your Right Eye